why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia we offer them beer
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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
Benedict Cumberbatch is a real sweetheart and it kinda sucks to see people shitting all over him for his unorthodox name and making fun of his face
You know, the two things he’s most insecure about
I don’t care what fandom you’re in or not in or if you hate fandom bloggers just can you not bully this man he has literally done nothing to deserve it except exist
preach it. AMEN
Oops.
lolololol
Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.
I love him. 108372947th reblog.
OHHHH THE LAST SENTENCE THOUGH. TELL EM HOW ITS DONE IN THE HOOD, PAC.
(Source: goongothacked, via ghettowater)
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Meanwhile in britland: allegedly a British soldier with a t-shirt supporting veterans got ran over by two supposedly religious guys who apparently don’t like soldiers very much, who then proceed to chop at and then decapitate the guy they ran over with machetes or cleavers. I have no idea what’s going on
christ
what the hell
keep my eyes fixed on you…..
Um…what is this wizardry I am seeing on my dash? Mesmerized.
ohmyGOD who did this?!
